Open Employment Call For The Illuminati
It has been exposed that I am a reptile alien and that I am the head of the Illuminati, the conspiracy that runs the planet. Most people think this is a really fun job. It’s not. My reptile alien...
View ArticleWhat A Great Idea
I found this on twitter: since all these rappers accused of being illuminati, top 5 rappers should form an actual supergroup called Illuminati just to fuck w/ppl If I was a reptile alien and head of...
View ArticleBilderberg 2011
One of the most annoying parts of being head of the Illuminati is all of the fake meetings I have to attend. Think of how annoying real meetings are. Fake meetings are even worse. I’m in Switzerland...
View ArticleThe Voluminati
The Fifth Horseman, who was revealed to be a member of the Illuminati a few days ago, decided to reveal the existence of the Voluminati: There is even a special subdivision of the Illuminati for the...
View ArticleEvery Time You Point I See A Penis
There’s a show called Portlandia, and they did a spoof of a feminist bookstore in Portland. It was done in an actual feminist bookstore in Portland called In Other Words. (That store is the subject...
View ArticleWhy You Should Never Use The Bathroom In A Feminist Bookstore
Here’s another video from Portlandia, educating us why it’s a bad idea to use the bathroom in a feminist bookstore:
View ArticleBen And Jerry’s New Flavor: Go Fudge Yourself
I hope you have all been buying Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls ice cream and telling Ben and Jerry’s how much you like their Schweddy Balls ice cream. Last night, Alec Baldwin was hosting Saturday...
View ArticleDarth Vader’s Post On The “We Are The 53%” Blog
A blog called the “We Are The 53%”, referring to the 53% of the population that pays federal income tax, got started in response to the “We Are The 99%” blog. One of those individuals that pays...
View ArticleDiscovered Again
What I’m really up to has been discovered again: Yeah I have a conspiracy theory… Banging hot women is hard because you have to compete with shape-changing reptile aliens from planet x. We don’t call...
View ArticleA Conspiracy Theory More Silly Than Reptile Aliens
I have encountered some weird conspiracy theories, but this one from no more mr nice guy at El Manboobo takes the cake: Furthermore the manosphere is recruiting guys that are unsuccessful with women in...
View ArticleI’m A Hands On Kind Of Guy [Possibly NSFW]
This post could be considered NSFW. Don’t complain because I warned you in the title. I disagree. I’m a hands on type of guy.
View ArticleSaturday Night Live On The False Abuse Industry
Sometimes, I think someone from the manosphere must be a writer for Saturday Night Live. This time there was a SNL skit taking on the false abuse industry using the backdrop of the actual abuse...
View ArticleReptile Aliens Have No Interest In Invading Your Shower
As a reptile alien, I am constantly amused by what humans accuse my species of doing. My latest amusement is that somehow my species is now attacking humans as they take showers. Let’s read that...
View ArticleWhen There Are Chicks In Church That Need To Be Picked Up…
The Woman And The Dragon reported on this guy who got into trouble for teaching game to men at his church. Matthew (Eumaios) wrote this comment about that post: Name names. Expose the church. Invite...
View ArticleWhat Happens When Feminists Have Kids
Have you ever wondered what happens when feminists have children or grandchildren? Portlandia shows us that it involves a lot of vagina pillows and refusal to know the sex of kids:
View ArticleThis Is Not How You Join The Illuminati
As the Supreme High Commander of the Illuminati, I have to deliver the following message. Recently, a would be rapper shot his friend as a blood sacrifice in an attempt to joint the Illuminati. This...
View ArticleWhen All You Have Is A Vagina…
EvilWhiteMaleEmpire made this cartoon about the cab driver that was falsely accused of rape. Enjoy:
View ArticleEvilWhiteMaleEmpire On Feminism In The Atheist Movement
EvilWhiteMaleEmpire has created another cartoon for us. This one is about feminism in the atheist movement: Click on it to make it bigger. If anyone else has something they would like me to share,...
View ArticleHow Porn Affects Your Brain
EvilWhiteMaleEmpire shows us how porn affects the male brain (click to enlarge): The Onion also did a report on similar problems with porn (video may be NSFW):
View ArticleWatch Feminist Helplessness This International Womens’ Day
Today is International Womens’ Day. I know all of you are excited about it and looking for a way to celebrate it. What you should do is watch this compilation of Feminist Bookstore clips from...
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